The decidedly indecisive decision wheel

Leave it to the nonsense.

Your options. One disco unicorn cat.
A frankly unnecessary amount of destiny.

The possibilities

6 contenders

    One option per line. Enter to add. Shift + Enter for a new line.

    The cat is ready. The cat is not qualified.

    or press space to outsource your judgement

    Edit the possibilities ↓

    Previously, in questionable decisions

      A clean slate. How suspicious.

      Well. It’s official.

      The universe has spoken.
      It sounded suspiciously like a cat.

      This verdict is legally binding in zero jurisdictions.

      The boring bit. Reassuringly.

      Proper randomness.
      Improper supervision.

      The winner is drawn using your browser’s cryptographic random generator. Rejection sampling removes modulo bias. Every spin is independent, so repeat winners are entirely normal.

      The wheel then smoothly lands inside the chosen segment. Spin timing, sound, animation speed and the cat’s opinions cannot change the result.

      Duplicate options are ignored. Your list and recent results are saved in this browser when local storage is available. No accounts, external files, requests or tracking.